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Last night was an unfortunate night in my house all around.
First I will tell you the rousing story of me losing to a vacuum cleaner. I was cleaning my room up and was vacuuming around the edges of the room with just the hose so I could get my dogs little bits of kibble. I dropped the vacuum on the floor so I could pick up some clothes and I heard this sound like something was stuck in the end, I turn around thinking perhaps my dog was getting sucked into the vacuum (it could happen, she is tiny). It wasn’t my dog, it was a sock. No big deal right? Yeah that is what I thought too, until I picked up the hose to remove the sock from the end and the sock went up the hose.
This would not be a huge deal if I had a standard run of the mill vacuum cleaner that you would buy from places like Wal-Mart, but it’s not. It is a central vac, you know the kind that has a big canister in one part of the house and has the pipes running through the walls? I THINK the sock just went all the way through, at least I hope it did because I rent this house, I do not want to have to call the landlord and be like “um you know your vacuum cleaner? Yeah I broke it. Well I didn’t really break it buuuuuuuuuuut there is a sock stuck in the wall somewhere.” That would just be embarrassing. I also just want my sock back – it was one I use to work out in.. its important to me.
I am in no way a crafter, I love crafts, I love doing them but every time I finish something it looks more and more like a 5-year-old did the work and not an almost 30-year-old. However; I am currently in the process of making Christmas Presents for my mom and my gramma. My niece and I started this project in mid October so that we could have them done by Christmas, everything is right on schedule. I do not have pictures of the things because we do not want anyone seeing them and spilling the beans before Christmas, once they are with their new owners I will take pictures.
In the midst of my crafting I decided a great idea would be to get my glue gun out and glue things on to these decorations so that it wasn’t just paint, paint and more paint. This is a good idea if you are not clumsy, ridiculously accident prone, or just an unfortunate mess. I am all of these things and more. So you can imagine what may have happened. Last night while putting the final touches on one of the crafts I dropped a little fuzzy pom-pom that had HOT glue on it, not thinking I scooped it up off the kitchen table (that looks more like a kindergarten class had its way with it at the moment) with my index finger and thumb, that’s when it hit me, the hot searing pain of a fuzzy pom-pom adhering itself to my finger.
Yes you read that right I hot glued a piece of my craft to my index finger. I didn’t swear or yell though, I sat looking at it in disbelief all the while not computing that the hot glue was really burning my finger. I did finally realize what I was doing, and unstuck the item from my finger – today though I have a blister, which serves as a constant reminder that I should never be allowed to use anything that could cause bodily harm.
I woke up this morning to a very wet and gross day. I decided that I wouldn’t let it get me down in anyway, things in my world have been pretty awesome lately. I dressed for the weather, I work inside, so it wont be that horrible. Boy was I wrong. I forgot I go outside about 5 times a day to go to the bathroom. I should explain that a bit, I work in a metal shop. There is a bathroom not even 20 feet from my office but I refuse to use it – Have you EVER been in a shop bathroom? The shop is fairly male dominant, and face it guys are gross. So rather than use said bathroom I go to the “clean room.” Sounds fancy right? Not so much, it is a place that is fairly dust free due to the processes that are being done on the metal. This is also where there are 2 bathrooms for women – bathrooms which are not gross, and do not have drawing of naked women on the toilet paper dispenser. BUT to get there I either have to walk through the shop (more time on my bathroom travel), or go outside and walk to the other building. No big deal, and it gets me out of my office for a couple minutes.
This walk is normally welcome and NOT a huge deal but today, it is a huge deal why? Because it is raining, and I have to go through 3 different doors to get there, neither of which are sealed properly so water runs into them and sits there waiting for an unsuspecting person to open it and then… BAM. In. Your. Face. You get hit in the face with the coldest water ever. I am usually the first person who gets the face full of water so today – being the smart cookie I am, I put my
bunny hug hoodie on, pull the hood up and make my way to the door. First door, I use my toe push the door open and stand aside while the wall of water comes crashing down. Second door, same thing and I figure I am victorious, I start doing my victory dance and open the third door, being less careful and guess what? Yeah I got a shower, a nice cold fresh rain shower – well my arm did. My victory dance ends abruptly, and I walk to the bathroom cursing myself silently, do my business and then begin the trek back to my office. I let my guard down, completely. I open the door and start walking out and I got a full on shower. I am soaked, I feel like a cat that has just been left out in the rain. I let loose with words I am sure made the trucker who was loading his truck across the street blush.
I am sure the hole event was kind of funny if you were watching it, the look on my face was much like that of the cat above. My clothes are still soaked and I am still trying to work up enough courage to go face the door again so I can get more water to drink. I think for now I will just go thirsty.